Hello gentle Americans. Valentines Day is lurking around the corner, like a mugger in a dark alley, waiting to snatch your knock off Louis Vuitton gym bag. Valentines Day can either be a day of joy, if you have someone special. Or it can be a day of dread, if you are a single guy. [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. I have to say this about last night’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race-hooray for Hollywood!  Having the ladies battle it out in the wrestling ring was something I have been waiting for, for years. Though I would have preferred it a bit gorier. Heavily lashed eyes being gouged out, high heels thrust [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. Sadly I missed the live performance of Madonna’s half time show during the Super Bowl; I was on a plane heading back from Austin, Texas. But thanks to the Internet I was able to catch it in all its glory. Madge packed a lot in a very short time, doing what she [Read more]

The premiere episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race aired last night on LOGO. The theme was the apocalypse and the girl’s challenge was to create an apocalyptic dress to dazzle the panel of judges. Which included the forever-gorgeous Elvira. During the show I wished the apocalypse had hit the earth, sparing me from the tragedy that [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. Tonight is going to be a momentous occasion-the premiere episode of RuPauls’ Drag Race! I am wearing a simple black dress, with matching hat and veil. It’s the dress I wear to funerals; in fact I wore it to Lady Bunny’s funeral. There is nothing like a good funeral; the crying, the [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. This past weekend, I had the pleasure of judging the Miss’d America Pageant, in sunny Atlantic City. Hosted by none other than the uber gay Miss Carson Kresley! The Miss’d America drag pageant raises thousands of dollars for local charities, by thrusting 14 bearded ladies on stage, with one lucky girl being [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. Demi Moore OD’s and they call it ‘exhaustion’. If I OD, it is called drug addiction. Oh, to be a celebrity and get an 8 ball in a swag bag! To get a swag bag, period.  I would even take one with a Snuggie, Chapstick and a 2 year-old copy of The [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. Many people ask me, “Hedda how do you stay so young and fresh?” That, and how much do you charge for an hour of ‘fun’ time. $350 plus taxes and tolls. Being beautiful comes easier for some; I am one of those lucky few. But of course, there are few things one [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. My little video, about RuPaul’s Drag Race season 4 contestants, has received more attention that I could ever have hoped for. Personally, I must say to these queens on season 4-“Get a grip!” If you can’t handle the heat get out of the meth lab. My commentary will only make you stronger [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans.  I take back every critical thing that I’ve said about Absolutely Fabulous.  After watching the second episode, ‘JOB’, the spark has once been reignited like a blowtorch to Patsy’s crack pipe. In, ‘JOB’, Edina’s daughter, Saffy, gives her mother a tongue lashing about her poor mothering skills, her fat thighs, and the [Read more]